Sep 05 2020

The true dynamic of me and the brothers if the game will let me

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Aug 05 2023

cooper214:

fuckyeahstufficareabout:

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🙂

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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Aug 05 2023

brendanicus:

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Every day I learn about a new Twitch Guy I’ve never heard of before in my life who is apparently the Most Popular Man Ever and capable of creating minor sociological phenomenon at a whim

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Aug 05 2023

fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

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Aug 05 2023

tacomel420:

captainclickycat:

terezis:

i know i am in my twenties but respectfully nobody i went to high school with should be getting married. it stresses me out. we r only twelve yrs old

I’m 31 but this still applies

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Aug 05 2023

aropearl:

I thought we all agreed that Freudian psychoanalysis was garbage and yet I see at least one post per day about how horniness is the sole engine of creativity and the thing that makes the world go round. Like. Y'all know that’s literally Freud, right? You’re doing Freud again. I would like you to stop.

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Aug 04 2023

antifas:

walkietalkiesaki:

antifas:

antifas:

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

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Aug 04 2023

b0nkcreat:

autistic-autumn:

b0nkcreat:

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: “this is just like if mcdonald hamburger”

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

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Aug 04 2023

twinkenjoyer:

genderqueerpositivity:

I think that 2023 is a good time for many of us, and allies in particular, to practice again the dying art of minding our own fucking business when it comes to the identities and lives of other people.

You see someone from one of your classes in a public place with a different gender presentation/expression than they typically have? Mind your own business.

You discover that one of your coworkers is in a same gender relationship, but they aren’t out at work? Not your place to share that information in the workplace.

You notice that your neighbor in a red state takes a road trip across state lines with their transgender child every 3-6 months? No you fucking didn’t.

You overhear students in your classroom using a different name and different pronouns for one student than you are used to using? If you live in a state hostile to trans rights, pretend that you don’t know anything about this and report nothing.

You suspect that an acquaintance of yours might be gay, but they deny it when asked directly? Leave them the fuck alone.

One of your friends refuses to publicly label their sexuality? Good for them, you aren’t entitled to that information anyway.

Your sibling comes out to you as questioning, but isn’t comfortable sharing that with your parents yet? Keep your fucking mouth shut.

Don’t out people; coming out is a personal choice not a moral obligation. Don’t demand personal information about other people’s sexuality or sex lives. You aren’t entitled to information about anyone’s gender identity, assigned gender at birth, or transition.

Bring back privacy, allow people to have control over the information that is shared about them publicly; it might save their job, their housing, their parental rights and their child’s safety, or even save lives.

loose lips sink ships

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Aug 04 2023

hypnagogic-marshmallow:

hypnagogic-marshmallow:

hypnagogic-marshmallow:

being stuck at work while plagued with blorbo thoughts is literally the worst

so what i’m just supposed to do my J O B? i’m just supposed to stay focused when all my special little guys are talking and fighting and cuddling in my head?

i’m just supposed to IGNORE THAT?

impossible

impossible

i cannot work under these conditions

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artistic rendition of my suffering

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Aug 04 2023

matthewonart:

If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with “66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,”

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